It Exists: TARDIS Trashcan From ThinkGeek
It lights up, it’s got sounds, it’s got some foot pedal action, and it’s $90. It’s pretty tiny (Approx. 16.5” tall, possibly bigger on the inside), honestly but it still looks like an awesome and worthless thing to own. Check it over at ThinkGeek if you’re into spending that much cash on trashcans.